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10 February 2010 @ 10:03 pm
Ship Wars: Prompt 3: The Fleeties!  
Welcome to the Fleeties

we do apologize about the delay, there was a small problem regarding a rather large panda chewing on the wires connecting dear Admiral Blueshirt's Interwebs. while the panda is still gnawing we have managed to operate a calculator and have, at last, discovered the winner.

however, taking into account this week's theme we felt that this was an appropriate time to have a frank and honest discussion about sex. you see, when two fictional characters love one another--or otherwise coexist at the same time--they sometimes want to get naked with one another. sometimes, getting naked with one another ends with the insertion of body parts/adult toys/vegetables into various bodily orifices. now, its all good in fiction and everything's fair in love and war but if you didn't get this image:


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than i'm proud of ashamed of your dirty mind!

without further stalling/ado the winners of this week's orgy battle are:

Gold Stars


Favorite Comment Fic Jones


Best Wedding Present McSpirk


Best LOL McHura, Spones, Spork


acacia123:
orgy, getaway car, McSpirk, Jones, Spork, McChapel, McChekov, PikeOne, Pirk, Scokov, McHura, Chulu, Ashayam, Spones, Crackship, Tribble, Admiral Blackshirt,Admiral redshirt, Admiral Goldshirt, Admiral Blueshirt
Best Use of Glitter (not in a lube) McSpirk


Team Orgy Jones


Intership Cooperation McChekov, Scokov, Chulu



Captain's Vote






Popular Vote












REMEMBER SAFE SEX IS GREAT SEX

Round Winners












and then this graph thing, only one because while we're not entirely without skill, we don't rock the math graphs as hard as Admiral Blueshirt.
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ljc: star trek (captain pikeone - ship wars)taraljc on February 11th, 2010 03:56 am (UTC)
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ljc: star trek (needs more pike)taraljc on February 11th, 2010 04:03 am (UTC)
AS ARE WE, BB. AS ARE WE.

captain sharmie is climbing a mountain: AWARDcaptaincadet on February 11th, 2010 04:11 am (UTC)
UNF

YOU HAVE MADE ME GO ALL CAPS LOCK AGAIN

DUUUUUUDE HOTTEST EVER
ljc: star trek (pike old blue eyes)taraljc on February 11th, 2010 04:18 am (UTC)
INORITE? OUR CAPTAIN IS SO LICKABLE.
near_family: Team Jones bubble bluenear_family on February 11th, 2010 04:35 am (UTC)

WOAH SHIT. Long hair, bare feet and playing a guitar? TOO HOT!

Will be in bunk until brain regains function...
Pixy: Piketheoreticalpixy on February 11th, 2010 04:51 am (UTC)
...I JUST DIED. OF HOTNESS. FUCK.
leftarrow: obviouslyleftarrow on February 11th, 2010 04:57 am (UTC)
toezzzzzzzz
I wish to take this opportunity to state that HIS FEET ARE EXTREMELY LARGE IN THIS PICTURE.

Just. saying.
Re: toezzzzzzzz - taraljc on February 11th, 2010 06:03 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: toezzzzzzzz - proverbfool267 on February 12th, 2010 09:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: toezzzzzzzz - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 09:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: toezzzzzzzz - proverbfool267 on February 12th, 2010 10:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
near_family: Team Jones bubble bluenear_family on February 11th, 2010 06:05 am (UTC)
Sexy Pike gets comment fic

Hey, I've returned with higher cognitive function and COMMENT FIC FOR YOU!!!

It's like a buffet.

Not the crappy, all you can eat for 12 credits kind, but the sort bedecked with ice sculptures and colorful yet refined garnishes. The ones that come gratis because you've already spent a fortune on silk sheets and skyline views. Except in this case, the offering is less to do with culinary decadence and more in tune with a fundamental desire of the human condition.

“He's doing this on purpose, isn't he? He's setting us up.” Jim whispers throatily, fingers twitching.

“Nope.” Number One leans in close to speak in a low voice, her breath hot on his ear. “This is just how he unwinds.”

Jim takes in the many mouth watering sights currently on display. The too long hair, left uncut after a long anticipated break from Academy bureaucracy. The line of Chris' neck where in meets the curve of his collar bone, the fine scattering of hair made visible by the open collar. Long fingers working the frets, jean clad legs and bare feet casually propped up on the desk. Eyes closed, head tipped back, a lazy smile curving upward as music fills the room.

“So what's your trick?” Jim asks.

“Trick?”

“To keep from hitting that. Hitting it hard.”

“It's a slow burn, baby.” Number One grins, tugging a lock of his hair affectionately. They listen for a few moments, taking it all in, watching deft fingers dance over the strings.

“What's he playing anyway?” Jim asks, never able to keep still when a desired course of action is laid out in front of him.

“Some twentieth century rock, I think.” Number One answers. Her hand has slipped down Jim's back, running her fingers along his spine because she likes to tease.

“Whoever guesses the song,” Chris says without opening his eyes or stilling his fingers, voice low and amused. “gets to dictate our... activities for the evening.”

There's a moment of intense contemplation before they both dive headlong for their respective PADDs. Chris keeps playing, chuckling at the racket going on behind him.

“Ha! As good as done!” Jim crows, fingers flying across his screen. “I'll just modify a linguistic recognition script and patch it into the subspace net. How do you feel about nurse outfits, Commander?” Jim laughs as he starts fiddling with his subroutine. “Or, hey! Cadet reds. I bet red is a good color on you.”

“It occurs to me,” Number One replies calmly, sitting comfortably with her legs crossed. “That your search would go much faster with a smaller data base to comb through. Say, Chris' private files? I figured out the password ages ago. I wonder how long it'll take you to hack in?” She taps her stylus against her lips and tilts her head, considering. “Speaking of medical kinks, that doctor friend of your's is quite attractive. I think he'd look good all sweaty and wanton between Chris and I. You'll tell me what you think, right? Because you'll be watching from the sidelines.”

Chris laughs as Jim sputters indignantly. “Now that's not fair! I'll give you a hint, Jim, to even the score... Pink.”

“Oh, snap!” Jim says, his confidence renewed. “I've heard some of her stuff!”

A jarring cord echoes through the room followed by the slap of bare feet on wood flooring. Chris turns his chair around slowly and stares.

“What?” Jim asks.

“Number One?” Chris says, pinning Jim in place with his gaze. “You win by default. Tie the heathen to a chair, I'll comm Dr. McCoy.”


End :D
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - taraljc on February 11th, 2010 06:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - near_family on February 11th, 2010 06:23 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - taraljc on February 11th, 2010 04:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - near_family on February 12th, 2010 01:36 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - tiedye_ragdoll on February 11th, 2010 01:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - near_family on February 12th, 2010 03:00 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - boosette on February 11th, 2010 01:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - near_family on February 12th, 2010 03:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - boosette on February 12th, 2010 03:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - syredronning on February 11th, 2010 06:57 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - near_family on February 12th, 2010 03:09 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: Sexy Pike gets some MORE comment fic. Warning: porny - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 03:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets some MORE comment fic. Warning: porny - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 04:15 am (UTC) (Expand)
mixed signlas!!! *holds tipsy head* - leftarrow on February 12th, 2010 04:30 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: mixed signlas!!! *holds tipsy head* - near_family on February 12th, 2010 04:44 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets some MORE comment fic. Warning: porny - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 04:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets some MORE comment fic. Warning: porny - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 03:08 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets some MORE comment fic. Warning: porny - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 05:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
IZ DED - tiedye_ragdoll on February 12th, 2010 03:52 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: IZ DED - leftarrow on February 12th, 2010 04:03 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: IZ DED - tiedye_ragdoll on February 12th, 2010 04:37 am (UTC) (Expand)
Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 1/2 - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 04:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 2/2 - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 04:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 2/2 - near_family on February 12th, 2010 05:15 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 2/2 - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 05:19 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 2/2 - near_family on February 12th, 2010 05:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 2/2 - weepingnaiad on February 12th, 2010 08:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 2/2 - leftarrow on February 12th, 2010 05:26 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 2/2 - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 05:39 am (UTC) (Expand)
MOD APPROVES, SUGGESTIONS CONTINUATION... - cards_slash on February 12th, 2010 05:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: MOD APPROVES, SUGGESTIONS CONTINUATION... - near_family on February 12th, 2010 05:38 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: MOD APPROVES, SUGGESTIONS CONTINUATION... - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 05:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: MOD APPROVES, SUGGESTIONS CONTINUATION... - near_family on February 12th, 2010 06:06 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: MOD APPROVES, SUGGESTIONS CONTINUATION... - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 03:31 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: MOD APPROVES, SUGGESTIONS CONTINUATION... - proverbfool267 on February 12th, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: MOD APPROVES, SUGGESTIONS CONTINUATION... - near_family on February 12th, 2010 10:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
IT WUZ TEH TRIBBLEZ - proverbfool267 on February 13th, 2010 01:38 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: IT WUZ TEH TRIBBLEZ - near_family on February 13th, 2010 01:43 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: IT WUZ TEH TRIBBLEZ - proverbfool267 on February 13th, 2010 01:47 am (UTC) (Expand)
PART II - proverbfool267 on February 13th, 2010 01:42 am (UTC) (Expand)
PART III - proverbfool267 on February 13th, 2010 01:45 am (UTC) (Expand)
ONE MOAR - proverbfool267 on February 13th, 2010 01:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: ONE MOAR - near_family on February 13th, 2010 01:48 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: ONE MOAR - lunasky3 on February 13th, 2010 02:41 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: MOD APPROVES, SUGGESTIONS CONTINUATION... - near_family on February 12th, 2010 06:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: MOD APPROVES, SUGGESTIONS CONTINUATION... - cat_astrofy on February 12th, 2010 04:09 pm (UTC) (Expand)
YET *MORE* COMMENT FIC OF THE PIKE PERSAUSION - re_white on February 12th, 2010 06:01 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: YET *MORE* COMMENT FIC OF THE PIKE PERSAUSION - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 06:22 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: YET *MORE* COMMENT FIC OF THE PIKE PERSAUSION - near_family on February 12th, 2010 06:43 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: YET *MORE* COMMENT FIC OF THE PIKE PERSAUSION - saavikam77 on February 12th, 2010 02:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: YET *MORE* COMMENT FIC OF THE PIKE PERSAUSION - rubynye on February 12th, 2010 05:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: YET *MORE* COMMENT FIC OF THE PIKE PERSAUSION - burnettefan on February 28th, 2012 08:05 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: YET *MORE* COMMENT FIC OF THE PIKE PERSAUSION - re_white on February 28th, 2012 07:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: YET *MORE* COMMENT FIC OF THE PIKE PERSAUSION - burnettefan on February 29th, 2012 06:57 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 2/2 - re_white on February 12th, 2010 06:28 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 2/2 - rubynye on February 12th, 2010 05:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets EVEN MORE comment fic. 2/2 - merisunshine36 on February 12th, 2010 08:09 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets some MORE comment fic. Warning: porny - rubynye on February 12th, 2010 05:19 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets some MORE comment fic. Warning: porny - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets some MORE comment fic. Warning: porny - rubynye on February 12th, 2010 05:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets some MORE comment fic. Warning: porny - taraljc on February 12th, 2010 05:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - near_family on February 12th, 2010 03:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - merisunshine36 on February 12th, 2010 01:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - weepingnaiad on February 12th, 2010 08:09 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - near_family on February 12th, 2010 08:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - sangueuk on February 13th, 2010 12:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - near_family on February 13th, 2010 12:18 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sexy Pike gets comment fic - pslasher on July 22nd, 2011 02:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
boosette on February 11th, 2010 01:48 pm (UTC)
helLO.

I'm not going to be concentrating on anything for the rest of the DAY now.
(no subject) - taraljc on February 11th, 2010 04:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)
AQ aka Syredronning: pirk_teamsyredronning on February 11th, 2010 06:54 pm (UTC)
OMG *dies for squee****
O, Hai!: Pike Greenwood Captn Casanovahaikitteh on February 12th, 2010 05:33 pm (UTC)
OMG yes, Bruce, strum it!
Weeping Naiad: ST: Pike - needs moreweepingnaiad on February 12th, 2010 08:12 pm (UTC)
Damn! I totally missed this!

UNF. That man! Talk about hitting all my buttons (and yes, dual flat screens is pretty damned hot).

Smart. Sexy. Musical. That's almost too much I tell you!

Brain overload.
captain sharmie is climbing a mountain: *hugs*captaincadet on February 11th, 2010 04:11 am (UTC)
YOU
YOU
I LOVE YOU
THAT PICTURE
HOMG I DON'T EVEN
I DON'T HAVE WORDS
ONLY HUGS

ljc: star trek (pike old blue eyes)taraljc on February 11th, 2010 04:18 am (UTC)
I found it, and I was, like, omg is that... seriously? ...in a hat?